I started a new Twilight Princess file last week.
Also, I named my horse Butt:
I’m not even halfway through the game and I’ve already logged ten hours because I can’t stop giggling like the nine year-old boy I am.
the fucjung last one with the littke kid i cant
you puerile imps oh my god why is this so funny
Omg doing this in every game ever now
You have all my sympathies for wanting a child but being unable to have one. Truly. Let me make that perfectly clear.
However, I, a fertile white woman, don’t owe you shit. So if I get pregnant before I’m ready and need an abortion, you…
I’m just gonna sit here and rage quietly for a bit because people don’t seem to understand the actual root of this problem whatsoever.
Just because the system is broken doesn’t mean you should empty it out.
Welfare is a stupid system with racism, ableism, and probably ageism.
So let’s kill everyone on it. That’ll fix this. Yep. Or hey, let’s instead blame the people who actually want to help those in need!
Perfect.
I-is it wrong
that I really really want these?
uncoolraptor
CelestiaLoki
unstyled-giraffe
prettyanimalthatdoesn’teatpeopleordogs
sorry I got nothin’ hahaha
(Source: thatwasnotveryravenofyou)
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER…
THBNFJSTHLAYDG
dude wtf
Ooh lookie :O
Got this commission from Agilao on deviantart. Go check out that journal, they’re good and really cheap!
Well, besides the obvious scientific shitstorm it would bring because holy shit guys zombies , the symptoms it implied just don’t make a whole hell of a lot of sense. Necrotizing Fasciatis is a bacteria, and a picky one at that. It usually rides in on the tail of Staph…
I just laughed so hard
why would you do this
why does this exist
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
sonic Riders: Hedgehogs and birds racing on flying skateboards.
Bulletstorm, you shoot people and do tricks by kicking and hitting them with a glowing stick
Resident Evil 4, You travel to the boondocks to find a whiny bitch only to end up infected as a hooker in red attempts to save your life.
You pay a dollar to listen to crap J-Pop from some fluorescent light lined speakers. Jump around like an idiot too. In public. Don’t forget deodorant. Then you put more money in.
Missile Command. You try and blow up missiles that are trying to blow up some cities and you can never win.
Skullgirls: A bunch of catty bitches PMSing all over the place.
Psychonauts: You play as a kid that bends spoons and blows shit up with his mind.
You play as some kid who wanders around outside collecting and raising small animals for hours and hours on end. Every conversation you try to have pretty much winds back to this stupid animal collecting habit that apparently everyone is flipping their shit over, and there are some full grown damn adults who’ve converted perfectly good gymnasiums to show off their collection and the whole thing is kind of pathetic and sad. (Pokemon :D)
During the day you go to school and take tests, then you get accosted by chicks trying to date you. But these chicks are all nuts. You have to pick just one, and if you try to talk to a different one, the others all turn into stalkers.
During the night you climb a 500 story tower and level grind. Oh and the world is ending. And it’s your fault.
(Persona 3)
i hate the gamer girl thing a lot ok
but as a woman whose major hobby is gaming i feel like i can’t mention it without being expected to know everything…about every video game…ever
like is it just me or are women held to a much higher standard when it comes to being considered ~serious~ gamers??
UGH THIS.
I asked a guy about an Atlus game, one of my favorites, he knew nothing, I blew it off.
But then I said I don’t play Skyrim, THE WORLD IS ENDING OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE SUCH BAD TASTE HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A GAMER I BET YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE HALO
(Source: pinkspotlight)
Hey, hey, remember last month’s swag mofo?
THIS swag mofo is Tony Ballard-Smoot, also known as Captain Anthony LaGrange of Columbus-based Airship Archon.
Check out my interview with him. Also check out his impression of Hooper X (in which he kills Steampunk Boba Fett) if you got time.
And don’t remove this text.
STEAMPUNK OF COLOR FTW!!!
Times when steampunk became interesting again.
AND NOT A GEAR IN SIGHT THANK GOD
holy attractive
hruioahgoeiwaure RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. Yes please.
Oh my.
Hot steampunk guy is hot.
Gah
Do you ever have those days when you’re just… weepy?
There’s nothing particularly sad going on, and I haven’t had issues with depression for about two years now. And no, pretty sure it’s not hormones.
But for some reason I just feel like crying? Like I’m not even sad.
wtf is going on
Asked by thefuckistevvs
I’m just going to assume this is for the handwriting thing >__>
